What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
