Cause jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Memes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?