Cause jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Memes
“High Arousal”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.