Cause jokes
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Memes
WTF is this?
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?