Cause Jokes

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

Why do orphans look at a house for so long?

'Cause they never had one.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

A woman smiles as if listening to something on her phone. The text reads: "When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil."

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.