Cause jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
WTF is this?
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.