Cause jokes
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.