Cause jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(