100+ Best Cartoon Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kidnapper

Hi · 5 years ago

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Character

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

I like walking

A green cartoon character with a black face and line for legs, and arm, is walking. The text “WHEN YOU WALKIN’” is on top.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Plug

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Candace from "Phineas and Ferb" struggling to put Perry the Platypus in a tub of water. Text above reads: "Me trying to plug in a USB cord without looking."

BFDI

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

BFB

The image shows a blue cartoon character looking angry with its mouth open and text above and below. The text above reads "WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY" and the text below reads "BFDI IS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS".

Cheese

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows two cartoon characters. In the top panel, Perry the Platypus is shown with a round belly, and the text says, "You ate all the cheese?!" The bottom panel shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz, with an expression of shock and despair, saying, "NOOO".

Kenny

Addyson · 3 years ago

WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)

A full body cartoon image of Kenny from South Park wearing his iconic orange parka. He is standing in a hallway and looking forward. The text on the post is: "WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)"

Tax

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Yosho

A picture shows a green Yoshi in a cardboard box with a hand giving a thumbs-up. Above Yoshi is the word "NO" and below the text: "I WILL NOT PAY TAX.". In the top left corner is a green monster from the movie Monsters Inc. and the text "SILLY INC" next to it.

Friend

xXDemonXx\ · 1 year ago

me when I draw my friends <3

A black and white sketch of a character named Angel Dust in a playful pose. It is done with ink on lined paper. The name "Angel Dust" is written in cursive above the figure. There is also a faint outline of a dragon below him.

Crime

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Cartoon drawing of Dora the Explorer and Boots the monkey. Text above them reads, "Be gay". Text below them reads, "Do crime."

Food

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

fucker took my food

A first-person view shows a hand holding a cartoon bird by its neck. The background is a yellow field with a windmill in the distance and a mountain on the horizon. The lighting has a reddish hue.

Thought

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Perry the Platypus

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

A three panel image showing the same character with different reactions to an intruder. The first panel says 'Someone enters your lair' with a 'Panik' reaction. The second panel says 'It's just a platypus' with a 'Kalm' reaction. The third panel says 'It's Perry the Platypus' with a 'Panik' reaction.

Year

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

How it used to be

The image shows a cartoon character with his arms stretched out, with the text "2020 is starting to feel like it's being run by this guy" above him.

Anger

Wade · 2 years ago

This explains a lot

An image of a cartoon rabbit with a broken ear and a dark face standing in front of a blurred fire with the text “BREAKING NEWS” and “MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE”.

Combat

Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Black and white image with Spongebob and Sandy dressed up like soldiers from World War I. Sandy is on the left, and Spongebob is on the right. The image is captioned: "A German and American soldier engaged in hand to hand combat during World War 1 in the trenches. "No man's land", circa 1917."

Among Us

Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

Baby

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A person is laying face down on a white surface. The character Plankton from the cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants" is standing on top of the person's back and "massaging" their lower back. Text above the picture reads: "Baby can you give me an upper back massage" Me:

Pen

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Power Puff Girls be like :

The image shows three anthropomorphic objects, a red block with an orange dress, a blue pen with a blue skirt, and a pink eraser with a purple dress, each with a flower accessory and with a different facial expression. The image also includes text bubbles from users who want these objects to be dressed up and become idols.

Sleep

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows a scene from the animated show Phineas and Ferb. At the top, Phineas on the left is labeled "WANTING TO SLEEP", while Ferb on the right is labeled "NOT WANTING TO SLEEP". Below them, in a cage, is Perry the Platypus, labeled "ME", with wide, worried eyes. The text reads: "Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time." Below Perry, it reads [Chattering]

Community talk

UK

I put mickey mouse in a frozen lake so that donald duck can be main character

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

what do you call the Flintstones if they were black

incompetent ricecel_69

vent post: being a fucking POC makes living on this godforsaken earth even more miserable. i fucking hate being the minority. i was unlucky in the birth lottery, id trade white any day over this shitskin. dealing with the assumptions the connotations this skin gives the disadvantages. i don't even see myself in any kind of group or culture. they don't see me as a fellow human they see me as if i where a cartoon cha… Read more