What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Cartoon Jokes
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I'm Pickle Rick!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
