Cartoon jokes
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.