Cartoon jokes
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Mom! (DYM 7)
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
"Homo Simpson"
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dinkleberg!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore