Cartoon jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Dinkleberg!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore