Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
"Homo Simpson"
What was the Orphan favorite cartoon show?
Fairy Oddparents
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
