Cartoon jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Memes
Something I came across today.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
I'm Pickle Rick!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.