Cartoon jokes

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

I'm Pickle Rick!

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

What does Mickey's wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!