Dinkleberg!
Giggity!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Pokemon
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
