Cartoon jokes

Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?

Because there’s a bartender in there.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?

Banana Joe: No.

Darwin: Is it a leaf?

Banana Joe: No.

Gumball: What is it then?

Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

"Peppa's ribs."

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

I miss my wife, Tails.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Do you see the toilet?

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!