Cartoon jokes
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
I miss my wife, Tails.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.