Cartoon jokes
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Memes
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
"Peppa's ribs."
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
I miss my wife, Tails.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.