Cartoon jokes
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Mom! (DYM 7)
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Memes
The cleverness of the students 😍
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
"Peppa's ribs."
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
I miss my wife, Tails.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.