Cartoon jokes
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Homo Simpson"
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Mom! (DYM 7)
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
"Peppa's ribs."
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.