Cartoon jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
"Peppa's ribs."
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
I miss my wife, Tails.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Dinkleberg!
Do you see the toilet?
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!