Cartoon jokes
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
...maybee
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Giggity!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."