Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
"Peppa's ribs."
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
