spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishesđšđ
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
ÂżNo sabes el chiste de PocoyĂł? Tan PocoyĂł.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Dinkleberg!
Giggity!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Shouldâve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! Heâs the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, itâs not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and weâre going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesnât see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
