Cartoon jokes
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Memes
Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
"Homo Simpson"
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Mom! (DYM 7)
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.