Cartoon jokes
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Something I came across today.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
"Homo Simpson"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Mom! (DYM 7)
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.