Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Cartoon Jokes
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
"Homo Simpson"
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Mom! (DYM 7)
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
