Cartoon jokes

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

What does Mickey's wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!