Cartoon jokes
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Memes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
"Homo Simpson"
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."