Cartoon jokes
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Giggity!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
"Peppa's ribs."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈