Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
How do the Powerpuff girls vape?
They take a "power puff"
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
