Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
How do the Powerpuff girls vape?
They take a "power puff"
What's an orphan least favorite film family Guy
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
