Cartoon jokes
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
I miss my wife, Tails.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Porky
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
nothing is wrong
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Do you see the toilet?
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
Dinkleberg!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Giggity!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Pokemon
Community talk
I put mickey mouse in a frozen lake so that donald duck can be main character
what do you call the Flintstones if they were black
vent post: being a fucking POC makes living on this godforsaken earth even more miserable. i fucking hate being the minority. i was unlucky in the birth lottery, id trade white any day over this shitskin. dealing with the assumptions the connotations this skin gives the disadvantages. i don't even see myself in any kind of group or culture. they don't see me as a fellow human they see me as if i where a cartoon cha… Read more