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Catchphrase

Dinkleberg!

Ugliness

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Character

Porky

Cocomelon

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Memes

Lego

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

C0ck

I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.

Ass

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

Cat

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Goofy

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

Giggity

Giggity!

Chin

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Bear

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

Pokemon

Pokemon

Bugs Bunny

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Memes

Child

A cartoon image of Rick Sanchez, a character with light blue hair, is looking slightly to his right with a slightly smirking expression. He's holding a lollipop in his mouth. The text on top reads "Wanna go touch children?" and at the bottom it says "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Friend

Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with his arms raised and a rainbow behind him. The text on the image says: "Nobody gives a fuck."

Muscle

An image from the Family Guy cartoon showing Quagmire standing on a porch in front of a house. He is pointing to his right with his right hand and he has a muscular arm.

Body

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows a single cup of tea with the word "Tea" above it. The top right panel shows three smaller cups of tea with the text "Some tea" above it. The middle left panel shows a single cup of coffee with the word "Coffee" above it. The middle right panel shows four small cups of coffee with the words "Some coffee" above it. The bottom left panel shows a drawing of a body with the word "Body" above it. The bottom right panel shows a scene from the movie "Shrek", with Shrek standing in front of his house with the text "Some body".

Mr Clean

nothing is wrong

A close-up of Mr. Clean's head against a blue sky background. He's wearing sunglasses that reflect a woman in an anime style, seemingly stuck in a car dashboard.

Haircut

There has to be a connection

The image shows Donkey Kong and Jimmy Neutron with his robot dog. Text above the characters asks, "Anyone ever notice they have the same haircut?"

Community

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

what do you call the Flintstones if they were black

incompetent ricecel_69

vent post: being a fucking POC makes living on this godforsaken earth even more miserable. i fucking hate being the minority. i was unlucky in the birth lottery, id trade white any day over this shitskin. dealing with the assumptions the connotations this skin gives the disadvantages. i don't even see myself in any kind of group or culture. they don't see me as a fellow human they see me as if i where a cartoon cha… Read more

addi is so cute just like nobara kugisaki

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