Cartoon jokes
I miss my wife, Tails.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Do you see the toilet?
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Dinkleberg!
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Porky
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Giggity!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Pokemon
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Community talk
what do you call the Flintstones if they were black
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addi is so cute just like nobara kugisaki