Cartoon jokes
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Top 10 anime deaths
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.