Cosmo Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Vegan teacher

3 views · Mad Hattie · 3 years ago

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Comet book

7 views · Bobby Bob Bobs · 7 years ago

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

Wish

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Emo

10 views · Flamenco · 3 years ago

What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?

Dress up as a piñata!

Stuff

23 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Hair Style

3 views · Zodiac · 5 years ago

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

Relationship

153 views · octavius · 3 years ago

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Iceberg

170 views · R3Y · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

Anus

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

Bussy

66 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

COSMO um???

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first message reads, "well, i like pussy". The second message reads, "but i also love blach's bussy."

Strawberry

193 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

oh no

A four-panel comic strip featuring an anthropomorphic strawberry character named Cosmo. In the first panel, Cosmo is drinking from a cup, and the text says "cosmo has good taste in soda". In the second panel, he asks "what flavor is this?". The third panel shows the cup label with an image of a strawberry and the word "lemonade". The final panel shows Cosmo's horrified facial expression as he realizes he is consuming strawberry-flavored drink.

Text message

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

Iceberg

79 views · WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Snack

145 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

headcanon

A digital drawing showing two anthropomorphic snack-themed characters. On the left, a red character with green hair looks on in terror, hands to its face. On the right, a character named Cosmo, designed after a Cosmic Brownie, has been 'unrolled' into a flat, rectangular sheet with a face and tiny limbs. Text at the top reads 'headcanon: it's possible to unroll cosmo (not recommended)'.

Character

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A green cartoon character that is shaped like a lamp with the text 'Not Cosmo' above him and the text 'Seems legit' below.

Legit

SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A green cartoon character with a lampshade shape and a wide smile. The text above says 'Not Cosmo', and the text below says 'Seems legit'.

Girl

2 views · SlothyMemes · 1 year ago

A meme featuring characters from the cartoon "The Fairly OddParents." At the top, Trixie Tang asks, "Do you want to know what I think?" Below, Cosmo and Wanda are floating, and text reads, "Who cares what you think? You're a girl!"

Meme

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

Community talk

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cosmo cosmo cosmo s=cosmo COSMOOOOO!!!!!

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COSMOOOOOO