What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
