Career jokes
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...