What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Career Jokes
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
