Career jokes
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!