Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
