My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. So, this lady works at the AISH office, which is probably boring as heck. Her kid's ashamed. So, she decides to tell everyone she's a prostitute instead! Get it? It's funny because being a prostitute is way more scandalous than working at some lame government office! Plus, you are a reddit user!