A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
