Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener - pushing up the daisies!
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some RAP DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
