Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

Your career might be in the north but its going south :)

What did the North tower say to the south tower. “sorry can’t talk, got to catch a plane”

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea

I asked my North Korean friend, “what’s it like to live in North Korea?” He responded, “can’t complain.”

Why don’t North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don’t have Seoul.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

just because you have a career in the north doesn’t mean you you are north Career

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea’s long-range missiles can’t reach that far.

Loud Korea noise

Here’s how to piss off all of North America.

All the United States is, is South Canadia.

When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE

what did the beach goers in north carolina say when there was a tsunami?

nothing they died

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.

what did the south tower say to the north tower it said: nothing

9/11 joke

Nasa = Not Africa North America.that what nasa stands for

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