North jokes

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

"North America, best America."

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.