My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
just because you have a career in the north doesn't mean you you are north Career
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I Lick poo for a living... You?
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend 👫 when suddenly a man 🚶took all of our bowling pins! 🎳 I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant 😱. I instantly realized it was Penaldo 😡
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
