How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
just because you have a career in the north doesn't mean you you are north Career
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I Lick poo for a living... You?
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
