Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul walkers death
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
What color is your bugati
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
