Car jokes
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.