There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
Hay can you help me to her on no that is gross I ment my car
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
