Cant jokes
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Shep
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.