Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
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Sets fire to computer.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.