Cant jokes
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.