Cant jokes
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!