Cant jokes
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Memes
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.