Cant jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Memes
ohio lol
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.