Cant jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!