Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
