Cant jokes
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Memes
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.