Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
