Cant jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.