Cant jokes
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.