Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.