Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.