Cant jokes
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈