Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
