Cant jokes
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
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Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.