Cant jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Memes
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.