Cant Jokes

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.