Cant jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Memes
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.