Cant jokes

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...

Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?

Because they have a hare-line.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

Teacher: We are going to Seville.

Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't reach home.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Why can't British people play chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Why can't Asian people use a telephone?

Because they might wing the wrong number.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!