Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.