Cant jokes
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
Oop- get called out
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.