Cant jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.