Cant jokes
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.