Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?