Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.
My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.