Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.