Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Memes
I cant un see this:
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.