How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Can Jokes
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
