Can jokes

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.