Can Jokes

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it..

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

My uncle is an alchemist

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

How can you tell an anti vaccine kid

It's only got 10 hours to live

Why do orphans play gta ?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite? Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

Hey guys, its Hailey here.

Ima start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;