Can jokes

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

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