Can jokes
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!