Can Jokes

I named my dog stone so that i can say to people that i throw stone everyday.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”

I have thrash so i throw it at my sister and say that she is a tchrash can

I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help

what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!

Teacher: what’s 2+2

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places

Do you have a halo,Cause i can give it to you

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.

why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.

You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees

cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing