Can jokes

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.