Can jokes

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?