Can jokes
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.