Can jokes
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Memes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.