Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
When I die can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
I named my dog 5 miles so when I walk him I can say I walked 5 miles random guy: I ran over 5 miles
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
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