The Bike and the Clothes

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You’re the type who probably struggles with basic addition. So here's the lowdown: this joke plays on the assumption that the student got the bike, but the other student implies that the guy chose a bike rather than the girl's clothes because of her size. It's an insult disguised as a compliment, get it?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They are innocent <3