"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
