If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
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On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
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I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?
A: you can ́t find your dog.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
