Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
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U can vent here idc.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
