Can jokes

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.