Can jokes

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.