Can jokes

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Never eat more than you can lift.

He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"

She: "How can I resolve this?"

He: "Get a Cancer!"

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?

It’s just a rental.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.