Can jokes

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never hit a homerun.