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Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never hit a homerun.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Waiter: Can I have your order?

Me: No, it’s mine!

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"