What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Call Jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
