Call jokes

What do you call a deaf animal?

Anything, it can't hear you.

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

What do you call a boy Panera Bread?

Panera Balls.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

What do you call a flat emo?

A chopping block🖤

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?

Oppenheimer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.