Call jokes
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
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Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
"What is your number?" "Hi."