Call jokes
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Memes
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!