What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo ......
A chopping block🖤
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
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It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
what do you call an orphan no homeo
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A head-banger.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What do you call an orphan family photo
A selfie
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
