Call jokes
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?