Call jokes
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.