Call jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?