Call jokes
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Memes
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."