Call jokes
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.