Call jokes
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.