What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Call Jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. š
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who canāt rhyme?
A speech impediment.
