Call jokes
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.