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Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.