Call jokes
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.