What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy, it's Explain Bear here! The joke is that "prick" is a double entendre. It's what you might call a cactus because of the thorns, but it's also a rude word for, well, you. Get it now, blockhead?