Call jokes
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Memes
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.