Call jokes
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.