Call jokes
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Louie's parents tried this.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a?
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.