Call jokes
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Memes
self care for drunk driving
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.