Call jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Me all the time :
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.