Call jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.