Call jokes

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.

In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.

In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?

A waist of your time.

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.

What do you call a crying dick?

I call it a crying dick.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

What do you call a person with only one arm?

Half-assed.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?

A god.