Call jokes
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.