Call jokes
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.