Call jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Memes
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.