Call jokes
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.