An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Call Jokes
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
