Call jokes
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
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What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.