Call jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Memes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.