Call jokes

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?

Hellephino (Hell if I know)

What do you call an orphan?

Kyan.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!