Call jokes
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.