Call jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”