Call jokes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Memes
Chat is this real??
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.