Call jokes
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Memes
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."