Call jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(