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What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!