Call jokes
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.