Call jokes
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."