Call jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Hee hee
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!