What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Call Jokes
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
