Call jokes
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
Memes
bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!