Call jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”