Call jokes
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.