Call jokes
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.