Call jokes
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Memes
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.