Call jokes
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
Whatβs it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?