Call jokes
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!