Call jokes
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Memes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.