Call jokes
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Memes
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.