What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer......gay
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer? Kentucky Fried Children! What's it called when you eat those same babies? Finger Lickin' Good!
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
What do you call a aisan man flying a plane
A pilot you racist fuck
