Call jokes
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Memes
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!