Call jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.