Call jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Memes
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!