Call jokes
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.