Call jokes
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Memes
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.