Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Call Jokes
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
