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I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

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Pilot

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

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    • Restaurant

    If someone calls you, just say:

    "This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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    • Memes

    Call memes

    Umbrella

    The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

    Cow

    What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

    A bull in a china shop.

    Squad

    Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

    My friend: What?

    Me: The Suicide Squad.

    Warrior

    Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”

    Stereotype

    Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

    Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

    Sex

    If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

    Prison

    What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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