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Prison

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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    Carrot

    If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

    Abortion

    When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

    Cow

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    Brick

    One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

    The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

    A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

    The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

    Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

    Life

    Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.

    Friend: What kind?

    Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.

    Friend: That's not funny..

    Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.

    Friend: I'm calling your mom.

    Me: She knows.

    Friend: What's she doing to help, then?

    Me: She's supposed to help?

    Friend: Have you told your dad?

    Me: I will when he comes back.

    Friend: Where is he?

    Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.

    Friend: ....

    Me: What?

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Why what?

    Friend: Why would you joke like that?

    Me: I was joking..

    Friend: I know.

    Me: Oh. I didn't know.

    Friend:...

    Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...

    Son

    Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

    Octopus

    What do you call an octopus with a hat?

    An octopus with a hat, of course.

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