Call jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Memes
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.