Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Memes
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."