Call jokes
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!