there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
What do you call a aisan man flying a plane
A pilot you racist fuck
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What do you call a born again heteroflexable male that is a christain nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that he is a gay man that is in the closet he should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means by necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
what do you call a black coconut? a CoonConut
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella", but he hesitated
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
