Call jokes
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!