Call jokes
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.