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Call Jokes
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
