Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.