Call jokes
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.