Call jokes
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.