Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Call Jokes
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
