Call Jokes

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

What time do you call me tomorrow?

There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.

What do you call a magic car?

A human.

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What do you call an orphan?

A bootysnagger45.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!